I was so happy to wash the stink off. The things I do for Jake. He was of course gone when I woke up. I can’t seem to catch a break. It would have been nice to have him take a shower with me and get me cleaned up. With just his tongue. But that wasn’t the case. I would have to wait like another month to see him. As much as he was so annoying, I was getting more and more annoyed having to wait a month between fucks! What a stupid rule! And some may think it’s no big deal. After all, I am Spiritual Healer. I fuck for a living! But I no longer want to fuck anyone else! I have completely lost interest.
Ivan later called and said he had a special surprise for us. We would be going to a log cabin in the mountains for a vacation. It would be 4 days and 3 nights. We would also be working, but at a more relaxed level. This was incredible! 3 nights with Jake! Oh my God! Ivan said a whole bunch of things that I didn’t pay attention to. I could really work on just being his friend! Yes, Piper and Josie would be there, but I knew I could make time on just being alone with Jake. I imagined us sitting by a fire, watching the sunset over the mountains, holding hands, and not saying too much because I am really not interested in what Jake has to say. Jake’s mouth and tongue have one purpose in my mind. And then as the sun sets, he picks me up in his strong arms and carries me to the cabin. We kiss the whole way. And he takes me into our bed and fucks me and fucks me and fucks me. All night. And in the morning, we wake up and he again fucks me and fucks me and fucks me… Whew! That is a lot of fucking! I am so going to enjoy this trip!!
The Friday arrives and we all meet at the Mansion. It seems like forever since I saw Jake. Unfortunately, he was more interested in the car we were to take on our vacation. He called it a Howdi. What a stupid name for a car. He loaded all our stuff and we were soon heading out of the city on our grand adventure. I was in the front passenger seat. Music was playing and it was a beautiful day. Jake said it would be about a 4 hour drive. And for the longest time, I really didn’t have anything to say. It was like writer’s block. I felt stupid and it was all Jake’s fault! We absolutely have nothing in common! I guess we have beavers in common… that made me laugh. Jake just looked at me and I just shrugged with a smile. Let him wonder.
Jake said we were getting closer to our destination. There was very little traffic and not much to see, but trees and trees and more trees. Up ahead a large sign came into view. At least it broke the monotony. The sign said we were entering Bear Country. Wait, what??!! I looked at Jake. Bear Country??!! Yup was all he said as if it was the most normal thing! I guess he realized I was nervous because he then went on to say, in an attempt to comfort me, that there were many other animals in the mountains that were worse than bears. Like sharks, lions, elephants, whales, dinosaurs… You are not making me feel better Jake!!! Tell me there are no rabbits! Oh yes, a lot of rabbits. I am scared to death of rabbits!!! I felt myself start to panic. This is not at all what I expected. Jake seemed so calm about everything. He was so fucking annoying!!! I couldn’t think. Rabbits.
We arrived at the cabin. I half expected it to be over run with rabbits. But I didn’t see any. I didn’t even want to get out of the stupid Howdi. But I did. Piper and Josie said they wanted to check out the dock. I insisted that Jake take me into the cabin to check it out. I had him check every room and then I had him do it again. There were pictures of animals covered in blood hanging from the walls. There was a deer head, at least Jake said it was deer head, above the fireplace with fangs. I shivered. What had I gotten myself into? All in all, the cabin was very nice.
Jake went down to the dock. I stayed inside and made some excuse I can’t remember, but I watched out the picture window and saw Jake and Piper and Josie laughing at something on the dock. Getting along with Jake seemed so easy to them. I was almost jealous. Almost. Later, they came back in and they made supper while I sat on the sofa feeling like the odd man out. I was hungry and the burgers and salad they had made hit the spot. Then they moved outside and were sitting on the deck having cocktails. Piper and Josie came in and said they were going in the Jacuzzi and asked if I wanted to join them. Jake was going to take some pictures. I reluctantly agreed. I still didn’t feel really comfortable outside. But Jake was there and by this time I was tired of Piper and Josie having all the fun. We posed in the jacuzzi in our bathing suits but soon they came off. Piper and Josie started making out, but I wasn’t really interested. I did some kissing and touching for the camera and for Jake.
The sun was setting and we all went inside. I couldn’t believe how exhausted I was. Must have been the clean air or the long drive. Piper and Josie took a room together. I took my own room. Part of me hoping… hoping Jake would join me. He didn’t. Instead, he took the sofa’s pull-out mattress near the fireplace. I went to bed alone. In my room there was a picture of a beaver staring back at me. Great. I got into bed, closed my eyes and pretended I didn’t hear moans and grunts coming from Piper and Josie.
I dreamt of King Arthur. It was a favorite dream of mine. But my version had a twist. King Arthur didn’t pull the sword Excalibur out of a stone to become king. Excalibur was really a mighty cock that he pulled out of his armored pants and when Princess Cunnivere saw it, she sucked and fucked his mighty cock making him King of the land and King of Castle Cumalot. But soon, good ol’ King Arthur started paying more attention to the land and not to Queen Cunnivere. This was bad because Queen Cunnivere was horny like all the time and needed sexual gratification in order to be a good and just queen. With his attention focused elsewhere, King Arthur asked his best and most loyal friend Sir Lancelot, who looked a lot like Jake, to guard and take care of all the Queen’s needs. Well, he wasn’t called Sir Lancelot for nothing and soon, with Queen Cunnivere prancing around naked half the time and horny as a Queen bitch in heat, they soon began to fuck a lot in Castle Cumalot and the Queen enjoyed his lance a lot! But then my dream turned to the quest for the Holy Grail. I had watched a movie called the Holy Grail and Arthur had sent out his knights, including Sir Lancelot to find it. But they came across a cave guarded by a terrible monster. A white bunny rabbit. They all laughed at the monster until it started flying through the air and biting the heads off the knights with blood gushing from their necks! It was terrible!!!
I woke up. I thought I heard something coming from outside. A white rabbit? I couldn’t get back to sleep. I left my room. Jake must have made a fire and its embers were casting haunting reflections around the room. I saw Jake sleeping on his side snoring peacefully. I didn’t want to wake him so I curled up behind him under the blankets. His warmth comforted me. He farted. Gross. And yet, curious, I put my head under the blanket and the smell wasn’t all that bad. A kiss would have been nicer. Instead, I get a fart. I fell asleep cozied up behind him.
I woke up. Light was coming through the big picture window. Jake was gone… wait, Jake was gone!!! I totally panicked!! I screamed!!! JAKE!!!! JAKE!!!! My hands were shaking. My body was trembling. I was having a hard time breathing! JAKE!!!! Piper and Josie rushed out from their room alarmed by my screaming. They tried to console me. I was crying. Jake came in through the front door. I looked at him. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE ME!!!!???? Sobbing uncontrollably. RABBITS!!! RABBITS!!! Josie got me a glass of water and a pill. It was a muscle relaxer. I stopped sobbing long enough to swallow the pill with some water. And then, Piper and Josie sat next to me holding me until I calmed down. The pill was taking affect. I looked at Jake. Why did you leave me alone? All he said was he was sorry. Then I fell into a slumber numbed by the pill.
I woke up. Piper and Josie were soon by my side asking how I was feeling. I said I was sorry that I was ruining their vacation. As good friends, they brushed it off. It happens to everyone, even men. Jake really felt bad though. But don’t apologize to him. Just act like everything was normal and we all agreed to do just that. We were supposed to do some fishing photos. Josie asked if I would be up to it. I didn’t have to, but it would be nice if I joined in. I was feeling a lot better. The pill had definitely done the trick. I just needed a quick shower and I would meet them down by the dock. I was actually feeling a little giddy and the shower relaxed me even more. I decided to make a jug of vodka and orange juice to take down to the dock. On the counter I found Josie’s pill bottle. Well, the first pill made me feel relaxed, I figured I would be even more super-relaxed if I took another! But why chance it?? I took 2. And headed down to the dock.
The sun was out with just a light breeze. It really was a beautiful day. The breeze seemed to almost float me down to the dock. I felt like I was spiritually connected to everything around me. I was pretty sure I could fly if I wanted to! They were all happy to see me and of course I pretty much ignored Jake. I poured us all drinks and soon Jake was taking his pics. I couldn’t stop goofing around and laughing. I made stupid jokes that I thought were brilliant and I made stupid ridiculous poses that I cannot even remember and everyone was having a great time laughing with me… or at me. Not sure which. And then… I was in the lake. Which is weird because I am not a fish. But I was breathing underwater! And a fish came up to me and we started talking. And it said you cannot breathe underwater. Hey, you’re a smart fish. Did you learn that in school? I laughed. And it said stop with the old “fish in schools” jokes. Sorry. And I was about to discuss life further with the fish when someone picked me up! Very irritating! How many times in life can you have a meaningful conversation with a fish!
It was Jake. I was in his arms and I was laughing, but I could have been choking. Hey Jake, I like your farts. They stink. I laughed! He was doing his best to carry me, but I was kicking and squirming and doing my best to irritate him. I think I kissed him. Maybe I kissed the fish. I was standing in the cabin laughing. I couldn’t stop laughing! Jake was rubbing my tits and had a hand between my legs and that felt good. About time Jake. Then I realized it was Piper and Josie drying me off. I looked up at the deer head. Do you realize you lost your head??? I laughed and even the deer was laughing!
Then I was in Jake’s bed. And I was totally out. Gonzo.
I woke up. Moonlight was coming in through the picture window. Moonlight? What had happened? What did I do? And then I felt Jake’s arm around me. I was lying on my side and he was snuggled up behind me. I had his hand clasped against my chest. I felt safe. And warm. And he smelled nice. Then I felt something against my tailbone. He had a hardon and the head of his cock was on my tailbone! And he was fast asleep! I wanted to reach around and touch it. I thought I could slip down my pajama bottoms ease it between my legs and rub it up against my cunt. That would feel good! But I didn’t. Besides the fact that I was still lightheaded, I remembered what Dr. Hanzon said about being his friend. And so… I closed my eyes and enjoyed his touch, his smell, his warmth, his presence…
I woke up. Seems like this whole weekend all I have been doing is waking up!
Jake said he had to cut the trip short and we were leaving today. I didn’t even know what day it was. Piper and Josie had agreed and my brain was still in such a whirl that before too long we were driving back home. I was sitting behind Jake and Josie was beside me encouraging me to drink water. Okeedokee. I was even dressed. Someone must have dressed me. I wasn’t tired, but it was like I was floating and everyone and everything around me was dreamlike.
We made it back to the Mansion. Piper and Josie took me inside and sat me on the sofa. I vaguely recall Jake coming in and saying he hopes I feel better soon. That’s nice. And then he was gone. Where is Jake? Piper said Jake left. I screamed.
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